2020 Vintage: The Brave Sandwich

Why did the sandwich go on a walk? To get out of the “crusty” house.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »

Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well...read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

Kid: Dad, my nose is running. Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »

Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is ...read more »

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

It was framed.read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

The students were too bright.read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers? Dad: No...read more »

@Gopher_Explorer10/11/1998 22:22Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Avatar_Na_vi03/26/2005 04:15I see you... laughing!

@Pirate_Bay_9911/01/2003 19:31Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Gremlins_Gizmo11/05/2014 17:08Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@David_After_Dent02/03/2014 02:59Is this real life? Or is it just funny?