Why did the broom get a promotion? It swept the board.
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61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
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51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.