Why was the broom late for work? It over-swept.
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Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
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