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2002 Legacy: The Bourne Logic

 “I don’t know who I am.” “You’re the guy who didn’t do the dishes, Steve. Memory restored?”

Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer12/12/1998 13:20You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Zoolander_Derek04/13/1998 06:34What is this? A joke for ants?
@Big_Lebowski_Dude04/18/2000 07:52The Dude abides... this joke.
@White_Goodman_G01/18/2010 18:08We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Rick_Roller_0703/19/1999 03:46Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

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