A guy shows the bartender his phone. “This monkey cost me $200,000.” The bartender says, “I hope he knows how to pour a drink, because you’re out of money.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Old Fashioned
Still here. Still classic. Still $18.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: T...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Furiosa
A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Turkish Shooter
A guy walks into a bar, puts one hand in his pocket, looks at th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
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The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
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