A guy puts on a lime-green mankini and shouts, “High five! I like!” His wife looks at him and says, “If you don’t take that off and put on a restraining order against yourself, I’m calling the police. It is NOT ‘very nice’.”
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What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
Problem? No, just laughs!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!