Why was the music so debated? Because Robin Thicke and Pharrell owned the radio, but half the guests were arguing about the lyrics while the other half were just trying to whistle along.
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Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
A wild laugh appeared!