2001 Vintage: The Bluetooth

He’s still wearing it. He looks like a telemarketer who got lost in a grocery store.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@PalmPilot_Pro04/03/2007 13:40Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Dreamcast_Gamer05/29/2003 08:30Thinking is definitely funny today.

@SouthPark_Stan06/17/2011 10:28Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Lock_Stock_Two08/31/1997 13:06It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Ninja_Turtle_R05/05/2001 19:55Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Beanie_Campbell04/11/2006 13:30True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Hide_The_Pain_H04/22/2002 03:10I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.