2002 Archive: The Blue Steel

I did the face. She laughed so hard she spilled her wine. Best argument-ender ever.

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@Sid_Meier_Fan09/27/2011 19:58Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@ICQ_Classic09/26/2006 19:22That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Full_House_Michelle03/31/2001 22:40You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Kazaa_Leecher10/27/2008 15:51I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Bill_Nye_Fan08/28/2008 17:09Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Bad_Luck_Brian03/27/2005 14:24Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Newgrounds_User02/02/2002 20:40Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!