I told her she’s being dramatic. She said, “I’m not being dramatic, I’m being ‘Cinematic’.”
Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Equality for all jokes!