1997 Archive: The Bloody Mary

A guy orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender asks, “How spicy?” The guy says, “Make it hurt.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

@ModemWarrior10/06/2009 05:42I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Sidekick_User02/11/2000 08:31Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@PalmPilot_Pro12/16/2002 21:16Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Burning_CDs05/10/2001 12:57I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Eminem_Fan_0009/22/2000 18:10Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Terran_Marine09/02/2014 04:03Go, go, go! More jokes!