A guy orders a Black and Tan. The bartender says, “A beautiful layers of liquid history.”
Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.
My followers need to see this!