My doctor told me he’s using ‘Big Data’ now. I asked what that means. He said, “It means I have 5,000 files telling me you eat too much pizza, but I still don’t know where your gallbladder is.”
Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »
2025 Classic: The Emergency
"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart-Home Surgeon
My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ear Exam
"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Pharmacist
"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »
The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
The future is laughing at us.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.