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2000 Classic: The Big Brother

 She’s obsessed with the show. I told her we already have a house where people are being watched and judged—it’s called “Thanksgiving at your mother’s.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Animator06/29/2005 18:35I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee01/26/1996 17:39A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Scream_Ghostface07/23/1998 13:22Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Tech_Support_Guy08/23/2004 10:35Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Snatch_Mickey08/10/2002 18:35Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Web_Crawler_9611/09/2010 05:26Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler04/27/2000 15:02May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Cloud_Computing05/14/2006 01:04Storing my laughs in the cloud.
@Hashtag_Master10/31/2005 16:02#funny #joke #retro #90s

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