A guy starts explaining the physics of a pint. The bartender says, “Bazinga! You’re annoying.”
Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
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The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
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2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
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2024 Archive: The Fallout TV Show
A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Hazy IPA Fatigue
"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want it that way... the funny way!
Letting this joke through the port.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
A wild laugh appeared!