2024 Archive: The Beetlejuice 2

I said his name three times. My wife appeared and handed me a list of chores. It worked, but not the way I wanted.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

@AOL_Surfer04/04/1999 21:32You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Discman_Skipper08/27/2005 14:27Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Austin_Powers_Doctor01/14/2005 18:46One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Total_Recall_Fan11/28/2007 12:29Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Courage_Dog12/25/2001 03:38The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Success_Kid_Win05/18/2009 09:08Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Leet_Speaker_7710/29/2003 11:087h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Smosh_Old_School02/26/2004 04:14Back when the internet was simple and funny.