What do you call a bee with a messy haircut? A “frizz-bee.”
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
I’ll mention this in my next episode!
First! And it’s funny!