“Hide your kids, hide your wife.” I said this when her parents pulled into the driveway.
Part of the 61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!