2000 Vintage: The Bed

We got a “memory foam” mattress. It remembers exactly where I sleep, which is right on the edge because she takes up the rest.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

@Pentium_Power06/29/1997 00:13My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Big_Lebowski_Dude02/08/1995 11:20The Dude abides... this joke.

@Grunge_Lord_9404/12/2003 23:21I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Goosebumps_Kid03/28/1996 16:49Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Speed_Racer_Go04/24/2013 14:01Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Clans_Leader_9905/01/2006 15:56Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Runescape_Noob08/07/1997 00:34Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!