2017 Legacy: The Beauty and the Beast

I told her I’m the Beast. She said, “No, you’re just the guy who needs a haircut and a lesson in table manners.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

@Gladiator_Maximus12/30/2013 12:17Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Geocities_Neighbor07/20/1997 12:49Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Firewire_Fan03/08/1999 16:03Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Trinity_Matrix07/24/2007 08:53Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Better_Off_Dead03/07/2002 11:17I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Step_Brothers_B06/20/1999 12:26Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Ancient_Aliens_G12/14/2002 15:40I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Futurama_Fry_M01/19/2008 10:39Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.