2022 Vintage: The Beast

I told her I’m fighting a lion. She said, “You’re fighting a losing battle with that IKEA shelf. Give up.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

I’m wearing "Digital Clothes" on our video call. My wife told me...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

@DialUp_Dreamer04/10/2013 23:00Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@ICQ_Classic08/06/2015 01:55That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Zoolander_Derek06/25/2009 22:13What is this? A joke for ants?

@Binary_Boy02/19/2001 13:3501001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Overclocker_Pro03/09/2001 13:37My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Rewritable_CD08/24/2006 08:18I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Uncle_Rico_9807/31/2011 23:52I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan03/08/2008 17:43Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!