“A dollar a tweet.”
Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
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The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
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The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
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