“Never trust a man who drinks a warm beer in a cold glass.”
Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Kamikaze
"To the year of the brainrot!"Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twisters
A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs
A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The farce is strong with this one!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
But you have heard of this joke!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
One does not simply read one joke.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
True story! I was there!