“Are these peanuts individually wrapped?”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!