2007 Classic: The Bar Snack

“Are these nuts Bluetooth enabled?” “No, they’re just salty.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

@Napster_Search08/25/1996 02:20Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Trinity_Matrix12/20/1997 05:50Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy01/14/2011 21:26That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@BackToFuture_M11/29/2014 21:51Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Top_List_Winner06/22/2015 21:35Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Tuenti_Specialist04/06/2010 05:20A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Selfie_King_0508/04/2004 17:03Taking a photo of me laughing!