Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account.
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Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
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