2017 Classic: The Bank Vault

Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

It had too many problems.read more »

Because their horns don’t work.read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

It left its Windows open.read more »

In case he got a hole in one.read more »

A dino-snore.read more »

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

@ModemWarrior01/27/2010 10:04I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@MIRC_Operator10/01/2005 15:14/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Full_House_Lover05/01/2014 17:02You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Fresh_Prince_9009/27/1996 15:25In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Spice_Girl_Posh12/20/2002 19:27Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Voodoo_3dfx11/30/2009 02:39The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Orkut_Member_9902/18/2011 18:52A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@Everquest_Solo10/12/2011 13:12Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Charlie_Unicorn06/09/2006 20:16We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!