Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
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Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
The magic man... is laughing!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.