2023 Classic: The B-52

“Light it up like a pink firework.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

@Judge_Dredd_Law11/22/2013 04:54I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green08/19/2006 08:10Super green! Hilarious!

@Dexter_Lab_Fan09/10/1995 22:06Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Cow_And_Chicken09/03/2010 12:37Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Dancing_Baby_9611/19/2009 06:02Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Club_Penguin_Kid02/26/2003 03:18Waddle on over and read this!

@Believe_It_Or_N09/11/2009 10:46I choose to believe it’s funny.

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost06/01/2012 00:58Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

@Selfie_King_0501/04/2004 17:53Taking a photo of me laughing!