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2009 Legacy: The B-52

 “Light it up like a viral video.”

Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
2024 Archive: The Jägerbomb
 The "Hawk Tuah" of bad decisions.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
 "This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
 "It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
2024 Archive: The White Russian
 "The Dude abides the AI revolution."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: Th...read more »

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The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
2024 Classic: The Turkish Shooter
 A guy walks into a bar, puts one hand in his pocket, looks at th...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
 A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scanner_Darkly08/25/1996 11:49I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Linkin_Park_Fan01/25/2007 10:28In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs06/30/2008 11:12Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Annoying_Orange11/19/1997 01:43Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan11/23/2004 07:01Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

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