2001 Archive: The B-52

A guy orders one and says, “Light it up like a New Year’s Eve firework.”

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@Zelda_Link05/21/1997 21:21It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Independence_Day01/07/2009 11:06Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Buffy_Summers_9701/30/2014 06:17Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Wayne_World_Ex01/16/2011 23:04Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Leave_Britney_A08/23/2012 19:38Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Philosoraptor_X03/04/2004 14:48If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Woman_Yelling_C10/02/1996 12:07The cat is just sitting there laughing!