Why did the lawyer wear VR goggles in court? To make the “guilty” verdict look like a “minor technical error” in an alternate reality.
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Office
A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Lab Rat (25 Edition)
Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »
The Bus Load
A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »
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In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
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In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Heh heh heh. Good one.