2023 Archive: The Asteroid City

A guy orders a drink and stares at the wall for 20 minutes without blinking.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch07/01/1999 15:01There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Duke_Nukem_Fan08/23/1998 12:15I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Pirate_Bay_9911/28/2001 04:05Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Trainspotting_Rent04/28/2011 18:44Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Napoleon_Dyna02/02/1995 22:01Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Dale_Doback_Fan04/19/2015 21:22Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@HotBot_User04/15/1999 04:50Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.