Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Arrow. / Arrow who? / Arrow (I-know) you’re there, I took an arrow to the knee!
Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011 Royal & Skyrim Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
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Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
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I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!