A guy walks into a bar and says, “I’ll be back… as Governor.” The bartender says, “Sure thing, Arnold. Just pay your tab before you head to Sacramento.”
Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Stanly Cup Part 2
The craze is over, but the giant mugs are still taking up half t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Whiskey Sour
"As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse."Part of the 58 ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
It really whips the llama's ass!
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!