2018 Vintage: The Aquaman

A guy orders a drink and says, “I talk to fish.” The bartender says, “Tell the sardines in the tin to pay up.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Cyber_Security_X11/17/1998 22:08Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Weird_Science_G02/11/2013 00:49We created a monster... of a joke!

@Liger_Owner_X12/27/2004 03:47It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Dancing_Baby_9610/03/2008 21:26Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Hat_Tip_Sir03/30/2015 19:38M’lady... this joke is superb.

@Me_Gusta_Face08/07/2008 11:02Me Gusta this joke. Very much.