1996 Classic: The Answering Machine

“Don’t pick up! Wait for the machine to see if it’s your mother or someone we actually want to talk to!”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

We saw the first movie written, directed, and acted entirely by ...read more »

I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

@Forrest_Gump_8809/24/1995 16:34Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Married_With_Kids01/19/2011 17:43Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Talladega_N_R04/29/2007 03:35If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Chocolate_Rain04/29/2014 02:17I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Ancient_Aliens_G10/29/2015 11:53I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Bernie_Mittens08/15/2012 07:20I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Excite_User_9703/07/1996 02:47This site is very exciting!