Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home to let me in?
Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Vintage: The Alex
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2025 Classic: The Amos
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2025 Legacy: The Justin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »
2025 Archive: The Luke
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49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024 Espresso & Olympic Edition
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2025 Classic: The Doris
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2025 Archive: The Tank
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2024 Classic: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Martian
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52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition
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2025 Classic: The Orange (End)
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2025 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dwayne
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42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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My processor can barely handle this much humor!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!