A guy says, “I just bought a bar on my island!” The bartender says, “I hope the raccoons pay better than you do.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
A joke for the end of the world.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
M’lady... this joke is superb.