2015 Classic: The Amos

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

@Cheers_Norm10/31/2004 22:12Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Zoolander_Derek03/19/2006 08:31What is this? A joke for ants?

@Karate_Kid_Wax10/02/2006 20:53Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Anchorman_Ron07/05/2010 11:50I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Digg_Submitter_0507/09/1998 09:56Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob12/11/1997 13:42The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!