2001 Classic: The Amos

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Beanie_Baby_Collector03/03/2001 02:37This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Melrose_Place_Fan11/09/2014 02:55Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Finding_Nemo_Dory01/24/2013 08:53Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Shagadelic_9711/18/2015 03:03This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Ring_Member_9803/02/2014 15:20Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@PopUp_Blocker_X08/28/2014 10:19I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Flickr_User_0407/23/2010 00:33A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.