2002 Archive: The American Idol

A guy starts singing his drink order. The bartender says, “It’s a ‘no’ from me, dawg. You’re pitchy, and you’re barred for the night.”

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@ICQ_Master9906/23/2003 15:13Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Buffy_Fan9703/22/1997 08:49Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Napster_User_9904/29/2001 06:23Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Orkut_Member_9903/25/1998 09:12A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@GL_HF_Runner08/23/2005 06:36Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan09/28/2009 20:14OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

@Epic_Fail_Guy07/05/2007 13:41This joke is an Epic Win!

@iPhone_User_0710/25/2010 18:15There’s an app for that? No, just this site!