Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!
Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition
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48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
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2025 Archive: The Honeydew
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2025 Vintage: The 2025
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33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity Edition
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2024 Vintage: The Sabrina
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48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch Edition
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51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
I see what you did there. Clever!