2001 Legacy: The Alicia Keys

She’s singing “Fallin’.” I told her she’s fallin’ for my charms again. She said she’s fallin’ asleep while I talk.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »

@ICQ_Master9902/27/2007 07:38Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Encarta_Explorer02/11/2011 00:39I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Fight_Club_Tyler12/24/2006 00:26The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Zip_Drive_Owner11/07/2009 23:06Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Total_Recall_Fan12/04/2006 03:34Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Gremlins_Gizmo06/10/2013 19:22Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Hansel_So_Hot04/06/1996 01:56That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Rick_Roller_0710/24/2010 21:58Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!