Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain why I’m late when you let me in!
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Multipass! For the comedy club!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
M’lady... this joke is superb.