She says my alarm clock is “brave” for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2002 Classic: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is "audacious" for thinking I’m going to do anything productive.Part of ... read more »
She says my alarm clock is "audacious" for thinking I’m going to do anything productive.Part of ... read more »
2. 2017 Archive: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.Part of the... read more »
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.Part of the... read more »
3. 2019 Archive: The Cybertruck
She saw the reveal of the Tesla Cybertruck and said, "A vehicle with broken glass and a design t... read more »
She saw the reveal of the Tesla Cybertruck and said, "A vehicle with broken glass and a design t... read more »
4. 2007 Joke: A Man Is Walking
A man is walking in the park when he sees his friend looking very depressed. "What's wrong?" he a... read more »
A man is walking in the park when he sees his friend looking very depressed. "What's wrong?" he a... read more »
5. The Cruise Ship
Vacations are better when you have a good story to tell.My mother-in-law went on a Caribbean crui... read more »
Vacations are better when you have a good story to tell.My mother-in-law went on a Caribbean crui... read more »
6. The Skeleton Key
Unlock the humor in everyday household mysteries.My mother-in-law is like a skeleton key. She can... read more »
Unlock the humor in everyday household mysteries.My mother-in-law is like a skeleton key. She can... read more »
7. 2017 Classic: The Vacuum
She says the Roomba is "the only member of this family who follows a schedule."Part of the 59 Mo... read more »
She says the Roomba is "the only member of this family who follows a schedule."Part of the 59 Mo... read more »
8. 1997 Legacy: The Camera
She hates digital cameras. "They’re too fast," she says. "I need a camera that gives me time to ... read more »
She hates digital cameras. "They’re too fast," she says. "I need a camera that gives me time to ... read more »
9. The Surprise Visit
My mother-in-law called me yesterday and said, “I’m coming over for dinner tonight. I hope you d... read more »
My mother-in-law called me yesterday and said, “I’m coming over for dinner tonight. I hope you d... read more »
10. 2005 Archive: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed.Part of the 59 Mother-in... read more »
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed.Part of the 59 Mother-in... read more »
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[2009-01-25 ARCHIVE_LOG]Firewall_Wizard: Letting this joke through the port.
[2011-01-17 ARCHIVE_LOG]Fargo_Marge: Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
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[2015-05-06 ARCHIVE_LOG]Blink_Tag_User: <blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
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