A guy asks for Absolut Citron. The bartender says, “A zesty way to face the apocalypse.”
Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
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2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
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2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
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51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The Bar Stool
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2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
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2024 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro
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2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
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Multipass! For the comedy club!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
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Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!