2017 Legacy: The Abbott

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter11/18/1999 23:43The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan03/16/2011 05:05Silently laughing in the snow.

@Goldmember_I_L07/12/1999 15:25I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Confused_Travolta07/27/2011 09:56Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Best_Viewed_IE410/05/2000 21:12Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@DMOZ_Volunteer02/16/2014 05:54Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.