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🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

@ICQ_Master9910/06/1998 00:32Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Discman_Skipper06/30/1999 01:46Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Cheers_Norm11/27/2015 22:03Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Afk_For_Laughs06/01/2015 13:20Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Smosh_Old_School12/30/2012 16:34Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@Jackie_Chan_Wut03/28/2007 19:34My mind is blown by how funny this is.