1996 Classic: The Abbot

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbot. / Abbot who? / Abbot time you answered!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

@Yahoo_Directory07/28/2012 05:41Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette06/13/2008 09:49I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Eminem_Fan_0005/12/2008 18:10Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Goonies_Never_D06/12/1997 00:09Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Y_U_NO_Laugh10/22/2000 18:03Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@Best_Viewed_IE406/03/2011 14:31Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!